AW HARAIN NA KAMO?

HOYSSSST!!!...WHERE ARE THOU, MGA KLASMEYTS? IT'S JUST A MATTER OF DAYS, 49 TO BE EXACT, BEFORE WE CELEBRATE OUR HOMECOMING IN OLPS. AW NANO BAYA DIRI NA KIRITA MAREREUNION? THE HOMECOMING LAST YEAR WAS CANCELLED DUE TO THE DEVASTATION FROM TWO TYPHOONS. KUN WARA NIYAN SKED AN OLPS SA HOMECOMING, KIRITA NA LANG ADA NA MAGKARAKLASE (BATCH 1978-1982) AN MAGREREUNION, KAY SILVER JUBILARIANS BAGA KIRITA. ARE WE GOING TO EVEN PASS THIS MOMENTOUS EVENT OF OUR LIVES, THE CELEBRATION OF OUR 25 YEARS AFTER OUR GRADUATION IN OLPS? SUARIN KIRITA MAGBABARAGAT BAYA, PARA MAG-OGMA, MAG-DOMDOM SAN HIGHSCHOOL DAYS TA? KUN SUARIN MALUYA NA MGA LAWAS TA? NIYAN NA KUNTA NA HOMECOMING MIENTRAS MAKOSOG-KOSOG PA MAN KIRITA! HEHEHE! MAGPARAMDAM MAN TABI KAMO, MGA SANO, MGA KAMANGHOD, MGA KAKLASE!!!

PS: HEY, KLASMEYTS! WHAT CAN WE POSSIBLY DONATE TO OUR ALMA MATER AS A TOKEN OF OUR GRATITUDE & APPRECIATION FOR THE MANY YEARS SHE TOOK US INTO HER CARING ARMS? ANY SUGGESTIONS, MGA SANO?

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Granny in court...Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a Southern smalltown prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"

She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."

The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?"

She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him." The defense attorney almost died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, "If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to the electric chair!!!" :)